*watching dj khaleds snapchat*
me: here we go
Dj khaled: lets go see what we gon have for breakfast today
Both of us at the same time: chicken sausage, egg whites, and water.. key to success
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yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are
the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal
well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works
dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this
Anonymous asked:
u cant tell me u haven't even considered it its fun! anal is good for the soul
unfollowthisblog answered:
u know what else is fun? Praying to the lord jesus christ and going to church on sunday, can i get an AMEN up in this bih wtf
before a job interview drink some henny so you come off as fun & relaxed
every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now